Sunday, May 29, 2005

Martha's a robot

I was just surfin' on the boob-tube and came across Lady Insider herself, Martha Stewart. As I was listening to her it occured to me that she's absolutely not human. Look at her! She's a robot. She doesn't talk like a human. She doesn't look like a human. Her facial expressions aren't human. Her lifestyle isn't human... And yet, I'm attracted to her... Daughter! I'm attracted to her daughter.
What else? ...My roommate got an Xbox. So, that ruined me. And, my brother is touring Europe. So, I'm jealous of that.
Martha's a robot!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

no I'm not.

Do you remember when I said...

Hmph! The typical defensive response of a robot. A robot, indeed... Only a robot would have moving magazine covers on her homepage! Stupid machine...

Anonymous said...

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