Tuesday, August 23, 2005

We're Talking Hypotheticals Here People...

If you were to suddenly find yourself being the only human in existance would you then be most confident or unconfident about your general beliefs and assumptions?

As an example: Would you still, then, view yourself as a funny person? Or a creative thinker? Or gifted musician? An exceptional poet? ...Etc.

What characterists would you portray? Would you continue to confine yourself to the socially accepted charactistic norms of your sex?

And finally, being the only human left in existance, which animal would you find most sexually attractive?

Okay, okay, fine... Allow me to set the stage a little better.

Which animal would you find most sexually attractive if you just realized that all human life had been wiped out and so, being naturally distraught, you got trashed on expensive alcohols and spirits that you found in an abandoned bar and now, with major beer goggles on, you've found yourself stumbling around in the dark at an abandoned zoo that used to brag the rights of having the most extensive collection of "exotic" animals in the world until, of course, all humans were destroyed? Having noticed the word "exotic" on one of the park signs you are now trying to find a sexual patner to have pity sex with. So, you lush, which beast will share in your erogenous feast?

Okay, okay, fine... When you answer to this scenario you can write in the third person. We'll all assume that this beastial person was a friend of yours or someone that you read about in Reader's Digest. Okay? Now, please, get to the writing, kids.

*I'll assume that all comments for this post will be anonymous, but don't worry, I won't look at you any different if I do know who posts which comment... ... .......... You sick, SICK, person! Sick! Ugh!! It's an animal! A friggin' disgusting anim... Agh! You Sick!! You're sick!

And remember: This will be theraputic for everyone.

2 comments:

Two Guns said...

I've always been fond of sea monkeys.

Do you remember when I said...

Nice. ...You sick, SICK, pervert...