Monotone

Went out with my same two friends again tonight. Strange thing about tonight was that I think we've finally hung out so much as of late that we really don't have anything else to say to one another. We just sat around and watched one friend smoke cigarette after cigarette while Pauly Shore looked on from across the room - Buuuddy.
Talked about the future some, but we've hashed that out so many times I feel like there isn't gonna be a new tomorrow for a while. We entertained the idea of finding some... What are they called? Oh, shoot! Uh, I don't keep any around here so, I always forget what they're call... Women! That's right. Women.
I think all three of us are tired. L.A. doesn't give out very many breaks, but we need one. A lot of my friends have left town to find something else already. But me and my two friends are still here... Guess I'll call 'em tomorrow.

Fizz Ed

You know how sometimes you fart when you do a situp..? Yeah, that's awkward.
It can happen with a pushup too.